Queen Elizabeth II: Must I luncheon with that horrible man Donald Trump?
Private Secretary: I’m afraid, Your Majesty, that if he comes to England it may be inevitable.
Queen Elizabeth II: Humph!!! Well, I may luncheon with him, but I shan’t serve him tea.
Private Secretary: But Your Majesty, without the ‘T’ you would only be luncheoning with a Rump!
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